A Scattered Skittlen

ADD isn't a disability, it's goddamn super power.

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Actually I plan on getting your entire self drunk. But I suppose that would include your ass, so yes.
It’s a birthday dammit. 

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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

Falling out of a tree. 

Whoops, hang on. Let me translate:

FALLING OUT OF A TREE. 

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Oh, a sleeping drunkard
Up in Central Park,
And a lion-hunter
In the jungle dark,
And a Chinese dentist,
And a British queen—
All fit together
In the same machine.
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice—
So many different people
In the same device.

Kurt Vonnegut’s 53rd Calypso, Cat’s Cradle