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A Scattered Skittlen
ADD isn't a disability, it's goddamn super power.
(don’t you know? the sun’s setting fast.)
Actually I plan on getting your entire self drunk. But I suppose that would include your ass, so yes.
Yeah, I want to travel too.
(Source: zrosum)
Salmon skylight <3 Seattle
George just DOES NOT get it. Serious love for Colbert. <3
Stephen Colbert on this morning’s This Week With George Stephanopoulos.
The Talented Mr. Townsend
tumblrbot asked:
WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Falling out of a tree.
Whoops, hang on. Let me translate:
FALLING OUT OF A TREE.
Oh, a sleeping drunkard
Up in Central Park,
And a lion-hunter
In the jungle dark,
And a Chinese dentist,
And a British queen—
All fit together
In the same machine.
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice;
Nice, nice, very nice—
So many different people
In the same device.
Kurt Vonnegut’s 53rd Calypso, Cat’s Cradle
Oh Seattle…
